Vol. 1 · Diagnostic Edition
Are you a Chopped Unc?
Find out.
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Uncs Diagnosed
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Fig. 1 — The Framework
ZADDY
mogging + trying
DELULU UNC
chopped + trying
DAD
mogging + given up
CHOPPED UNC
chopped + given up